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I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

bodies hit

tha floor

Ahh yes, here she is!

“When you go to sleep, say ‘SubhanAllaah’ thirty-three times, ‘Alhamdulillah’ thirty-three times, and ‘Allaahu akbar’ thirty four times.”

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

…isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, wouldn’t seven?

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

Gryffindor - thunderstorms, dancing in a rain storm, really close flashes of lightning, midnight conversations where you share secrets you never thought you’d share because you know they’ll never tell anyone, confrontation, the uncontrolled feeling of anger where you see red and your blood is hot in your veins, whispering during movies, loud bursts of laughter, voices gradually growing louder and louder in arguments, being a sore loser, adrenaline rushes, taking risks, goofing around, dancing like no one is watching, loud music and loud singing/yelling along, playfully insulting friends, over the top poses for photographs, being unable to keep a poker face, the sparks that fly off of fires, unbuttoned plaid shirts, talking back, everlasting incredibly fierce loyalty and love for their friends, the satisfaction that overrides all exhaustion after exercise, scraped knees, constantly covered in plasters, climbing trees, loud celebrations, giant hugs

Slytherin - tiny hidden tattoos, the cold but refreshing feeling of freezing wind hitting your face, resting bitch face, ripped jeans, being brutally honest with their friends when it’s needed without guilt, hoodies, the determination to prove themselves different to people’s ideas of them, an old teddy bear or knitted gift from their grandma they hide away but treasure, wary of too much affection, having only one or two really close friends and liking it that way, not wanting to share the things that bring them the most happiness because their favourite things belong to them, being able to find loopholes in everything and using it to their advantage, smug smiles when they know they’re right, the satisfaction of knowing someone is wrong and knowing they’re about to prove it, confidence, only ever respecting people if they prove they deserve it no matter how old the person may be, doing things just because people say they can’t, fierce protectors, swimming way underwater and pretending to be a mermaid, constantly cold hands

Ravenclaw - always getting the perfect present because they remember the smallest thing about you, messy smudges of paint on desks and skin, biting lips and tugging hair in concentration, the mixture of exhaustion and relief when they finally perfect their work, the sound of pencil against paper, saying they’re fine when they’re not because other things need to be focused on, always being ready to listen, giving great advice, elegance, the light shining through stained glass windows in churches, travelling to historic places, unfinished notebooks, unable to resist starting that new project even when they said they would take a break, knowing random bits of information that other people may find useless, classical music, listening to film soundtracks to concentrate, crumbling castles half hidden in fog, forgetting simple things but knowing everything about complicated stuff, realising the answer half way through a question and yelling it out, watching people pass by and trying to deduce their life

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

“If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 

 "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”

“Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”

“Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”

“Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”

“You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME”

“Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”

“Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”

“Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”

“This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”

(crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

 "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"

“What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"

“Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”

“I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”

“What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”

“Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”

“No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”

“You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go”

“I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”

“Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”

(crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

“I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”

“Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”

"What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”

“Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”

“Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”

“Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”

“Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”

“Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”

“I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”

“I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

“Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”

“Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”

“Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”

“If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”

“Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”

“Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”

“But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”

“Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”

“My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”

“I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”