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a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

you cannot pay me enough to read a coll*ge au of anything ever written in the world

The Masc of Amontillado

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

Ngl guys I'm not very interested in Daredevil season seven or Hunger Games movie eight or Spider Man film nine or the 18th Batman theatrical movie or Marvel Movie 165 or Doctor Who episode 9000 or Supernatural revival number 3 or Walking dead spin off 84 or the quintillionth carbon copy cop show or the fandom resurgence of the first cop show or Fullest House or Zoey 105 or iCarly but a reboot this time or God of War 17 or Cyberpunk 2: double transphobia edition or the seventh individual season Dexter show or the 18th single movie reboot of the fucking Smurfs or gender bent poc retelling of Alvin in the Chipmunks show number 5: Alberta and the Chipmunks or the Boys just like in general or the 3rd Game of Thrones sequel show or the Witcher Animated Presentation 4 or White Lotus: Black Lotus Edition or the Bear if he was Latino this time or Titans season 9 but Nightwing is an actual bird like the animal or Regular show but with people: a second time, or Adventure Time reboot but less woke. Or a Steven Universe prequel or fucking. Jesus Fucking Christ, four episode limited Malcolm in the middle revival go fock yourself with a rusty spike are you fucking kidding me????

Can you PLEASE put original art back on the menu??? Can you put original art on the phone??? Can original art come outside and play??? PLEASE????‼️‼️