reylo-phobic

Whyyyyy are accents in Star Wars so inconsistent with the realities of language acquisition?? Like for the clones it seems like their accents are...genetic? All the Jedi are brought to be raised in the same place but they all have different accents? Anakin doesn’t have even the barest hint of this mother’s accent, watto’s (ok I’m glad for that) or Obi wan’s. I always tell people Grogu wouldn’t talk like Yoda because language acquisition doesn’t work that way and speech patterns aren’t genetic but WHAT IF THEY ARE IN THAT GALAXY???

the optimal opinion of the prequels era jedi order to hold is "luke skywalker, angel and baby, would never do this to me" because he wouldn't and he's better. that short king owns that galaxy far far away and you should have to live with that. kit fisto knows he'll never be as cool as luke skywalker and the fact that you don't means you haven't been paying attention. luke skywalker would roll up in those jedi bitch council chambers, pull down his black hood, throw yoda a peace sign and say "love will save the galaxy" looking serene as hell and everyone would lose their goddamn minds but it's luke damn skywalker, you call yourself a jedi but really you're just borrowing his title. what have u got next to the guy who defeated the sith empire without a lightsaber. absolutely fucking nothing man.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Remember when Tony Stark contributed to Project Insight, found out it was infiltrated by Nazis, then took that exact technology and put it into an ugly pair of glasses then gave it to a 16 year old? Yeah.

babygirl i know star wars lore that you would bully me for

It’s 7 am and I am sobbing