Very Good Bad Thing

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

I dont like uncertainty i need to know everything now

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

yeet the pasta yeet ALL the pasta

Mesmerising 

angry robot fights a bunch of dumb snakes