we all just wanna get high & get fucked

Cute date idea: We nap together and who ever wakes up first wakes the other up with oral.

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

thinking about making a girl cum without even fully undressing her is. quite fucking hot because like? slipping your hand under her panties? pushing them aside to fuck her?? taking off her panties but leaving her skirt or her dress on to fuck her??? or god even having her naked from the waist down but shes still wearing your shirt or your hoodie when she cums. fuck

to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

Sometimes you just need a cute girl to smother you with her thighs…and that time is always

topping is honestly so amazing cuz like… the other person is making themself so vulnerable for you, and you get to watch them get all worked up and then come undone and?? that feels like such a gift to give someone??? anyone who accuses stone femmes or “pillow princesses” of not pulling their weight is a goddamn fool and is completely ignoring how fucking amazing it is to get to watch your partner orgasm for you

Pleasing my partner turns me on so fucking much

mutuals before tumblr just ups and deletes every blog one day, if you want my insta/snap/phone # message me

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IMPORTANT i don’t want to lose y'all just ask for my IG or Snap i guess 💕

like/reblog if i can message you when im feeling horny..

yes pleeeease

🙋🏻‍♀️

I’ll touch you under the table if you promise to be a good slut and not make a sound

Having a dom growl into your mouth, rut up against you and call you ‘mine’. Having them push their fingers inside your little mouth, push on your tongue and hear you gag until you beg for more, panting around their fingers. “So needy today, hm? my fingers are all messy.”

find you a girl that’s an equal mix of princess, brat and bad bitch

Love being someone’s reason to Masturbate 💐