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why is this so fucking funny to me

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Picture me, a puckish satyr gamboling thru a field on this shit.
YOU CAN DO VIBRATO ON A PAN FLUTE!!
This video made my 72 year old mother genuinely consider getting Tiktok.
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(via Justin Jorgensen) āIn 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and thereās the obvious play on āsweet dreams.ā
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didnāt. It was pretty gross really and wasnāt easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didnāt know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of ā60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.ā
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.ā
i canāt believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guyās backstory
I canāt believe theĀ āsweet dreamsā joke didnāt occur to me
Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldnāt fall over cause neither did I
this is my favorite comment on this post
Robert Pattinson POV:
YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!
The boys:
He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

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today inĀ āyoutubeās recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what iām interested inā: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week
a robber broke into his house and he didnāt stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere
https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Ā here
āThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we arenāt expecting anyone. I realize I didnāt check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say āHello?ā. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.ā
Iām howling
The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
Tarzan (1999), dir. Chris Buck, Kevin Lima
sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said āour soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!ā and she looked at me and went āyknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm countā and without thinking i just went ācant lose something you never hadā
youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing
okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject
*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

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