Call me "Princess"

― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet

but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely

Common Phrases Correctly

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

they also made a reanimated “deluxe” version! with even more cute easter eggs! 

 It’s a bit different from my usual content, I wanted to give you a break :’)

..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via) hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com

Pictures of Japan during the rainy season look like they are straight out of a painting. This is where I got it from. 

“Who’s fucking you?” “Do you love this cock?” “Do you want to cum?” “Whose pussy is this?” “Do you love how I fuck you? Tell me! Say it!” “Ask me before you cum!”

messing with each other using sex toys (trying to hit him in the face with the dildo)

by avogado6