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archie voice I Am Going To Single Handedly Save Riverdale. meanwhile, in Betty's lynchian nightmare,

the jughead was worshipped as a sort of religious figure in the twenty first century

watching riverdale s1 is awesome if you've already watched the whole show and know it by heart. jughead with his fuckass bag being sad the drive through theatre is getting shut down like he doesnt know he's the narrator yet

It's so funny that Hiram Lodge could (and does) leave prison at any time because he built and owns it, but instead he does everything in his not inconsiderable power to ruin Veronica and Hermione's lives as revenge for them putting him in prison (which again, he can leave at any time)

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

POLLY AMOROUS??? Betty. She’s the berries. I’m gonna flip.

i looove all that hiram and archie had going on and i don't think we should ever stop talking about it. HOWEVER never let that stop you from prioritizing hiram and veronica's whole thing. this, above all, should be what it's all about