Azsunyx

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:

One big element of millenial adulthood is that when people hear the news that someone actually got a solid job in the field they got a degree in, people respond the same way as folks a generation ago used to respond to the news of someone having a baby after trying for years. Genuinely awed "holy shit no way, that's amazing, congratulations!" because that's some incredible, life-changing shit.

behold

Honestly if I had the same kind of a crazy long tongue as some birds do, I would also use it to annoy everyone and everything that doesn't expect me to have a ranged weapon.

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

I got the reverse

It’s always wild when people are amazed by proper Ukulele playing because what they consider “good” is whatever mainlanders are attempting to play while asserting some “quirky” vibe. Ukulele has become trendy on the mainland and people are amazed by what we consider BASIC skills and boring same chord repetition over and over. PLUS malihini don’t even pronounce the name right (what the fuck is a yuu-kuu-lay-lee hahaha).

I cant believe we all decided to love this

I have never seen the comic the reaction image was from. This feels like unearthing sacred ruins.

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

God moves in a mysterious way:

I had a dream, which was not all a dream. See in her cell sad Eloisa spread, Look’d up in perfect silence at the stars. I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

But I am done with apple-picking now, I thank whatever gods may be; I never saw a purple cow, I think that I shall never see.