◣ ☾ up til dawn ☽ ◥

[ hanabiisms​ ]

"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"

"All right, that's it, I swear to god your ass is haunted. When we're done here, I'm going to haunt you."

"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"You know what? I fuckin' hate you."

"From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me."

"If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fuckin' smash it!"

"That's right... I'm a gay robot."

"I think you are pretty, and you haven't hurt my body in a while, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands, and you would go with me, and when you went with me, you would be my real girlfriend."

"WATER BISON POWERS, ACTIVATE!"

"Goodbye Major Cinnamon Buns, I will always remember your buttery goodness."

"SHEILA! COME BACK TO ME! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!"

"What if he is contagious?! I do not want to catch pregnancy!"

"They can't see me... I can't see them."

"Bow chicka bow wow!"

"People learn English all the time; it aren't that hard."

"Fuck that, I'm pissed! Let's fight!"

"For the record I want you to know rocks aren't people."

"Payback's a bitch, and so am I."

"I smell a trap. Or a rat. Or a rat in a trap."

"Rest in peace. Scumbag."

"Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "shit I already know"?"

"Great sodium chloride! There goes my chemistry set!"

"What is this, a remembrance or a roast?"

"I hope you brought your wallet... 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!"

"We're not retreating, we're advancing to future victories!"

"Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations! For instance watch how quickly it cures insubordination."

"I'm not ordering you to go, I'm not even asking. You do what you gotta do."

"PROTECT ME, CONE!!"

"What's your zombie plan?"

"I would just like to let everyone know... that I suck... and that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys."

"I think it looks more like a puma."

"I already told you, I'm Dutch-Irish!"

"Did he see the last episode of The Sopranos yet?"

"Can you ambush something that's trying to beat its way through steel to get to you?"

"Elbow grease? How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm talking to the sergeant."

"It's not pink! It's lightish-red!"

"Okay is this a joke? Did you guys get into my Harry Potter fan fiction?"

"Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes..."

"Back on the farm, I use to sit and think about things. Then repress those thoughts."

"Leadership isn't about firing bullets and stabbing people. Leadership is about being able to tell others to fire bullets and stab people."

"For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back, and left for dead. And now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell makes you think that I'm going to ask for it?"

"Don't feel the need to expand your sphere of ignorance."

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”



”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""