annoying

Gin and tonic More like gyn and yonic

hello. calling into the void

okay it's supposed to disturb but not to horrify, i think wehave enough horror

Im in the witticism mines, scouring the confusing complex work of a well-known philosopher in order to find the MOST dull midwit thing they've ever said so that I can post it on Pinterest , or perhaps embroider it on a pillow, well someone had to do it

All music is about sex, except the music you're supposed to have sex to, which is about war

I think brunch having coexist bumper sticker private school moms are more hegelian than anyone

( chanting) I WILL NEVER RECITE A CHANT! I WILL NEVER RECITE A CHANT!

Im a renaissance woman in the sense that I took part in a new age rebirth ritual back in the 2000s

I'm a woman of letters in that the words I use often have many letters, as many as perhaps 9 letters at a time,