Soot: A Pokémon Story

Or maybe it's boiling Kool-Aid?

We're really turning up the heat now! Or maybe that's just the heatwave.

Methinks ye time hast come for another round of Dudes & Dragons

Kimono girls are commonly found in ice caves, don't you know

Yes, Soot confused skis with skates. But the end result would be exactly the same

But it was Pikachu who truly saved us all

And we're DONE with Team Rocket, for realz this time!

Giovanni's rightful heir is probably one of his cats

Just those door-to-door sales dudes again.

Thanks for the question! I'm sure we'll have more Hitmontop action before too long :)

Hey man, it's like, the eighth anniversary of Soot! And the dude himself is sending his message of groovyness to the world!

Lyra has just been promoted to Director

Team Rocket is in a losing battle against public speaking

Soot isn't hard to find if you know what to look for

Soot is the most coherent person here, and that's terrifying

Soot isn't gonna let them have all the fun!

So close... but so clueless