bloodshot eyes

But I’m charming too, right?

You’re tolerable, to say the least.

I’m gettin’ mixed signals here. Are you buying me dinner or not?

Am I? Depends if I can be bothered ordering or not, honestly.

As someone who is also afraid of the dark I think we should make this an official rule around here.

Right?! It’s like, an unwritten rule. No jumping out at people after 8:30pm.

Welcome Dove, I’m Jensen and you don’t have to worry about the dark when you have a Winchester around.

Hi Jensen, it’s so nice to meet you. Oh god, should I be worried? I feel like I should be.

What about fondue? Where do you stand on that?

I’ve never actually had fondue, is that bad? It’s just melted cheese, right? I’m missing out, aren’t I?

Dove! I love all three and I love you so it’s absolutely perfect, huh?!

Hello my love! I miss you so much! How have you been?

Ya a beauty and ya love three of me fav things, we are gonna get on well hotstuff, 

Oh, you’re just a charmer, aren’t you? I mean, who doesn’t love memes, greasy food and video games though? Crazy people!

The pleasure of my company? I am a constant delight after all.

Are you? I wouldn’t know, since you’re quite the bully.

I’m more of a fine wine and cheese man, but I do enjoy the odd meme. Especially if they’re Hobbit-related. 

I mean, can anyone really deny some fine wine and cheese? Especially some really damn good cheese. I don’t know why, but I prefer melted cheese. Like, sign me the heck up, please.

I never get tired of being called royalty. Yes, of course I do. The Descendants have saved me from many, many tantrums. My kids simply adore those films. 

You’re the queen, that’s why. Queen of the actual world, and I’m sure everyone can agree with me. Well, I’m so glad those movies helped, I’m honoured. So honoured that I might cry.

You and my brother, Norman, are gonna get on like a house on fire. Those are his three favourite things too. Hi, Dove. I’m Jeff. Welcome to our humble abode.

Your brother would be my favourite person, let’s be honest. But, I’ll make sure not to cause too much havoc with him. Hi Jeff, it’s so nice to meet you, you legend.

I know you, girl. Thomas talked about ya non-stop when we were filming High Fidelity. Is he here too? Did you stash him away in your suitcase?               Hi, I’m Zoe. 

Oh my god, you’re going to make me cry. No, I didn’t stash him away, but I definitely should have! I want to hear all the stories you two talked about. Hi Zoe, I absolutely adore you.

Hi, Dove! The dark sort of freaks me out too, so you’re in good company. I’m Emma and I’m a huge fan of The Descendants. I sing Do What You Gotta Do in the shower all the time. 

Well, we can definitely keep each other company in the dark. Adults are allowed to be afraid of the dark, right? And you are? Really?! You’re the absolute sweetest!

Correction        There’s nothing I want to do about it. Yeah? What made you join here? Was it because you missed me? Oh, god. We’d be here forever. I swear, I’ve been on this show so freaking long that I’m starting to look like the furniture. The whole experience has definitely had it’s ups and it’s downs, but ultimately.. I’m good. 

Oh, I definitely missed you. But I also joined here because I truly had nothing else to do and wanted to fill up some time before I got busy again. I certainly hope I don’t have any bad experiences here, but let’s be real, I’ve probably just jinxed it.