while she sleeps

(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

Teacher: sit down Me: drank

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

18+

I hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years

my favorite comedy is my life

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

‪If anyone has my voodoo doll please give that bitch a Xanax and a bottled water ‬