bringing finger guns and winking back into style

Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress

If she breathes she a TEMPTRESS

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

Imagine where you could be by January 2019. Now do the work.

google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Moon shoes of feral leaping. Deal an extra 2d10 of crushing damage if you land on your foe.