dust

and why is the lovense app sending me push notifications on my phone. girl i dont really want to be seen with you at the moment

sherlock holmes x moriarty in the enola holmes movies. hello hello hello

one moose's knuckle is another camel's toe as they say

and here's what i'll tell you and i'll tell you the truth. lightning j. mcqueen? eats pussy

I LOVE CARS MOVIE

i am a toony fursuit hater

pinky pie needs to be punished for taking that much fucjing cider when she KNEW FULL WELLher FRIEND rainbow dash was waiting behind her. mind you SHE invited all those ponies but NOT RAINBOW DADH? to her idea of waiting overnight?? WHAT KIND OF FROEND IS THAT PINKY PIE. YOU GLUTTONOUNS CREATURE

what if they found mummified jesus and someone snapped a bunch of pics of his feet and posted them on footfinder

one must imagine sisyphus caked up

farquaad (musical) kinda sexy

yeah the Front Bottoms actually wrote No Children about me (<- guy who is getting hysterectomy tomorrow)

waiting for my turn on the machines at the gym is so awesome. have started asking guys if they "mind if i lurk close at hand" until they're done

if i could go back in time once for anything it would be to get myself on puberty blockers as a kid