Todos vittus

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then when they’re six or seven Blaine’s dad gets work out of town and they have to move away, and the two of them stay in touch for a little while but eventually they get caught up in their own lives and growing up and becoming teenagers and battling through high school, and lose contact.

when they’re 17-18 the Andersons move back into a house across town and Burt’s like ‘Rosie Anderson called me last night put of the blue and wants to have us over for dinner’ and Kurt’s like ‘shit shit shit what if Blaine doesn’t remember me what if he’s an asshole what if he hates me what if we have nothing in common, oh god’.

then press shift + F3

Okay so this whole thing obviously started after the whole “I love when you talk fratty” thing which is now officially one of my favorite klaine lines. I have all this headcanon where Blaine totally knows it’s a weakness of Kurt’s so he intentionally says it because he’s like, omg if I want my ex-boyfriend to date me again I need to use EVERYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IN MY ARSENAL ASAP. So then this happened. Like everything I write, this was supposed to be a few thousand words but then exploded into 44k. I just … what, HOW?

FYI, these rules are based on a real bro code found online. Some things had to be re-worded and changed around a bit but it’s pretty dang close to the actual code. In case you want a laugh: http://www.collegesurvivalguide.org/bro-code/

Endless ENDLESS thanks to kat who was a constant cheerleader and basically convinced me that no, the whole thing wasn’t awful and no, I shouldn’t delete every word. And she was always around when I was like, hey what kind of booze to you think Kurt would drink at a bar?

And this thing is entirely written and finished; it’s just being edited and beta-ed (beta’d? betaed?) so no worries about this thing being abandoned or whatever.

Now I will stop talking. The end.

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the bro code (and Blaine Anderson’s guide to breaking it)

So there’s a bro code.

It’s relayed to him a few weeks after he joins his fraternity. The rules seem easy and he’s not too worried.

Blaine Anderson is a rule follower.