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The Venture Bros. is back—and so is the world famous VB SHIRT CLUB! CELEBRATE SEASON 7 in incomparable style! Here’s your chance to be part of the grand tradition of the deep insider. Venture Bros. creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer created SHIRT CLUB to bring you insanely limited edition T-shirts that they themselves designed. There’s no middleman second guessing everyone’s wants, just the creators going “Look, you need this! It’s cottony love emblazoned with inky truth!” HOW VB SHIRT CLUB WORKS: Each week, beginning with the Venture Bros. Season 7 premiere at Midnight, Sunday, August 5th, we will premiere a brand new shirt design which ties in smartly with that week’s episode. Ten new episodes—ten new shirts! Each shirt will only be available for ONE WEEK—until the next episode premieres with a NEW corresponding shirt design—and then it’s GONE FOREVER… never to be available again. SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE FULL SEASON OF SHIRT CLUB! For the bafflingly low price of $180.00 (USD) you will automatically receive ALL 10 of this season’s Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts (regularly $20 each), week by week, as they're produced—assuring you will never ever miss a Shirt Club shirt! PLUS: you'll also receive the handsome “RUSTY’S MACHINE” BONUS T-SHIRT, ABSOLUTELY FREE. Featuring Team Venture in a fully-painted shout-out to the 17th highest grossing film of 1981, “Rusty’s Machine” is printed in full color on never-not-sexy black, and is available to SHIRT CLUB SUBSCRIBERS ONLY, making it the most limited and exclusive shirt of the season. ALSO PLUS: U.S. subscribers receive FREE SHIPPING for all shirts (international orders will be charged a discounted shipping fee at checkout) That’s seriously a savings of something like $60 when you really do the math! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? When we say "Subscribe Now," we mean it! Because subscriptions to The Venture Bros. Shirt Club will ONLY BE AVAILABLE FROM NOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT (EST) on AUGUST 19th. “But wait,” you ask “does that mean I’m buying 10 shirts without even seeing them first?!” YES. And you have nothing to fear. Don’t believe us? Just ask any satisfied subscriber to past editions of SHIRT CLUB. Shirt Club subscribers have, on the average, shown improvement at the work place, leveled-up in rank, displayed telekinetic abilities, and have noticed a general improvement in the standing long jump. THE VB SHIRT CLUB “FINE PRINT”: SHIPPING All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. VB Shirt Club shirts are made-to-order on a week-by-week basis, so they’re not produced until all that week’s orders are in! PLEASE NOTE: International orders will ship every other week, 2 shirts at a time, in order to save on shipping charges for you and us! THE BRAND YOU TRUST, THE FIT YOU DESIRE All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand t-shirts, which are made right here in the US of A. Bella+Canvas® shirts are sized pretty normally, but we've included the Bella+Canvas® size charts so you can order with confidence. REFUNDS/EXCHANGES Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges (we're seriously too busy making a TV show to deal with all that paperwork). PROBLEM? In the unlikely event of a screw-up on our end, however--say, we send you the wrong size or something--we will of course exchange the offending item for the proper one, at our expense. Please contact us at [email protected] to alert us to the problem, and someone will get back to you a.s.a.p. This email address is only for Shirt Club members and staff to conduct official Shirt Club business, however. Please do not send fan mail, hate mail, questions about Dean's hair or requests to "bring back Triana's hot friend" to this address.