tits in a nunnery

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

awww, that so cute, you must have worked so- OH.

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

i was going to make a joke about the opposite of cruelty free meats or whatever being produce with unnecessary violence added in but that's literally just the global produce market