Honey You Got a Big Storm Coming

Things i want should not cost more that $15

I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws up and dies from caring*

sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

🎺🦈 shumpet

EVERY GAME needs to have a house that's decoratable. Fishing mini game. Pets. 100s of pieces of clothing. Cooking

I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting

New eeveelution. luncheon

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane