that's not even a joke even

candidate for stupidest subreddit of all time

You should want biting and stinging creatures and thorny plants and toxic mushrooms to be common in the wild forever. You should not want forests and wetlands to be defenseless toothless storybook playgrounds for any idiot to lumber around in and their unleashed dog to piss on without any possible repercussions. Something, even a little poison ivy blocking one side path, even a faint cloud of gnats that might get in your eyes, should always be present that forces you to exercise some kind of awareness and care when you're surrounded by nature.

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."