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Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

he made a promise to a lady btw. if you even care

getting throoooough the weekend (unemployed you see) because on monday there will be new eppysode of the dan and phil podcast and i can go to the gym (not allowed on weekends due to self-imposed rules) and it'll be the 27th meaning precisely one week until i get my masters dissertation results and i can know whether i am forreal kind of a loser or just not good at capitalism (unemployed you see)

good news i’m awesome. just deeply unemployable

waittt you’re not gonna believe this. never kill ypurself