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my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

he made a promise to a lady btw. if you even care

getting throoooough the weekend (unemployed you see) because on monday there will be new eppysode of the dan and phil podcast and i can go to the gym (not allowed on weekends due to self-imposed rules) and it'll be the 27th meaning precisely one week until i get my masters dissertation results and i can know whether i am forreal kind of a loser or just not good at capitalism (unemployed you see)

good news i’m awesome. just deeply unemployable

waittt you’re not gonna believe this. never kill ypurself

careless whisper has never been a joke to me and it shouldn't be a joke to you either. george michael is the most serious thing in the world

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