I Dont Like Dumbledore Anymore

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the jedi

Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.

I can behave normally around books

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

what the hell????

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies