So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

the new counterculture needs to be anything that involves zero makeup and curation. the revolution will not be ‘content creator’-able.

im 100% serious. aliexpress fishnets and tiktok tutorial eyeliner is not punk. wearing a tshirt from 5 years ago with a simple, functional hairstyle is punk. in the age of aestheticisation rebellion cannot have an appearance because every ‘look’ is infected by capitalism. wear what you have. women, ask yourselves ‘would a man do this to their appearance in the same circumstances’ and if not, don’t do it. concealer exists to cause you mental anguish. ‘-core’ exists to cause your wallets to empty. refuse culture of perfection and accept the messiness and asymmetry of a human body. if your first thought is “but i will look ugly” ask yourself why you think an unmodified human body is ugly. secondly ask yourself why you are so afraid of that. reject the veneer, reject the facade. become un-commodifiable. the revolution will not be marketed

Honestly Mika has the right to host Eurovision in any country. His nationality is simply "European" at this point.

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime

Kids today don't like spider-man because he's funny or heroic it's because he's the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says "spider-man cringe compilation"

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

yes, bread makes you gain weight. and alcohol and sun exposure gives you wrinkles. the thing is i want to enjoy life