You Gotta Make Yourself Laugh

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

>:(

*intrusive thought occurs* mods ban that guy for at least thirty minutes

my luminous mama

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

This email could’ve been nothing, I simply did not need to receive this information

Just saw a reblog on a post start with "sorry y'all, but I'm about to use my degree" and then immediately state a factually untrue statement. I love this website.