The Dumb Stuff We Do

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What’s the one thing they would save in a fire?

What’s their biggest regret?

How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

Where do they see themselves in five years? Ten?

What’s their most useless, weirdest, or least marketable skill?

What are they like in the bedroom — well-rounded lover or wooden plank?

Have they committed a crime before? Which one(s)?

If they were an animal, which one would they be? Which one would they think they’d be?

Do they cheat to win or play by the rules?

What do they fantasize about?

Who’s the most important person in their life?

What’s their ideal vacation like?

What is/was/will be their college major?

What’s their favorite book genre, if they enjoy reading at all?

How would they describe themselves?

How would others describe them?

What’s the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever spent money on?

What’s their dream job?

How’s their financial situation?

Who’s their go-to person for advice?

What’s one secret of theirs that could potentially ruin a relationship they have?

Are they a dog person or a cat person — or something else?

What’s one childhood memory they’ve never forgotten?

Do they have any phobias?

What’s one thing they’re utterly incapable of doing without the help of someone else?

What’s one topic they could never get tired of researching or learning about?

What’s their favorite genre of music?

Who, if anyone, do they dislike most?

If they could change one thing about themselves, physical or otherwise, what would it be?

What’s their political stance?

Are they religious?

What were they like in high school?

What’s the worst injury they’ve ever had?

Do they work to live or live to work?

Do/did they want children?

What’s their favorite thing about themselves?

What’s their favorite thing about their significant other, if they have one?

If they hear something go bump in the night, do they get out of bed to check it out or do they stay put?

What’s one skill they wish they had?

What do other people find annoying about them, if anything?

What do other people love most about them?

What’s the typical first impression after meeting this person?

What do people notice first about them, as far as their appearance goes?

Does this person try their best to be honest or are they not above lying to get their way?

What kind of movies do they like?

Are they the life of the party or a wallflower?

Are they an early bird or a night owl?

Are they a good kisser?

Do they think about what they wear or do they throw on whatever they find first?

Do they have any insecurities?

What is their favorite thing about themselves?

What’s their diet like?

If they could only eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would it be?

What’s their body count, if they have one?

Who do they look up to most?

What do they smell like?

How do they feel about drugs?

If they could change one thing about their life, what would it be?

What motivates them?

What are some of their simple pleasures?

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