yes

i daydream of posting “bye” leaving tumblr forever and driving 12 hours away and throwing my phone in a culvert. too bad this will never happen because my phone is my soulmate and instead i tuck her lovingly into bed every night

More people should be doing this

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

lots of silly gooses

get yourself some mild cheddar from your fridgerator and put it in a bowl and smoke it and ask yourself why you did that

A two trick pony has been discovered

a third trick pony has struck the pentagon

putting a bunch of items in the incubator to see if you can hatch anything other than eggs 👍

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

i care.

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

Google Earth would like to share you location with LARGE ASTEROID. Would you like to have your precise location broadcasted to LARGE ASTEROID?