crybaby extraordinaire

microdosing being bit by my boyfriend by pressing on the bruises he left

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

Princes will literally ask, "Is anyone else gonna form a deeply unhealthy codependent relationship with this knight, twist his fealty to their own purposes, and turn themselves into his true religion," and not wait for an answer.

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

She’s a handful. But so is her ass so it cancels out

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

if you have never approached someone and asked for their number or sent the first message on a dating app you're not allowed to complain about a top shortage btw.