sideblog

people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

(playing chess) queen takes knight? like right now? promise??

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

girls getting fat on purpose are so hot. by all possible metrics it is correct and good to be a girl getting fat on purpose

why haven’t we coined a term for the oppression faced by people who are good at giving head

we are in many instances unable to speak for ourselves…

"why do you view penetration and receptive sexual acts as inherently degrading" is a fascinatingly easy "think about the implications of your words" prompt that people nevertheless doggedly insist on failing, very often to the point of tantrums and violent aggression over you coming along and spoiling their good old fashioned normative fun