People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.
"I broke your nose at a mosh pit"
“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital”
“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’”
“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend”
“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver”
“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame”
“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…”
“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me”
“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat”
“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good”
“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that”
“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks”
“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying”
