I Dont Have An Excuse

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

Well Ok I like this

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

What a lovely collection

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.