Conductor We Have A Problem

do seagulls have seagoals

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

give the trees names and they will protect you

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

I’M GONNA PHYSICALLY HARM SOMEONE!!!!

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cultural appropriation 101

Seriously guys, wearing a war bonnet without having to suffer blood, sweat and tears for it is so disrespectful to all the servicemen who have sacrificed their lives for this country.

Finally someone stands up for my people and puts it into words that i couldn’t. Thank you!!!

I love the smell of cultural sensitivity education in the morning.

I often will pull piping hot frozen pizza out of the oven with no oven mitts to affirm my own masculinity and to build character

Sorry to break the news to you Randy but that’s fucking stupid

thats not possible