No Eyed Girl

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

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i fucking love urban fantasy. yes this car has a mind of its own. literally. yes this abandoned mall is a gateway to another realm. yes this subway train is actually a Creature. yes the streets twist and turn to hide the places you're not supposed to see. yes when you find the right phone booth your call gets forwarded to The Entity. yes if you don't step off the escalator it just keeps going. yes there are fairies on e-scooters. yes you can stop and have a chat with the statues. yes that door says no entry but what if you took a quick peek. just one.

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

Cats don’t hunt rats and I don’t know how to make penicillin.

You think you have enough time to grab The Book while you’re being sucked into the time wormhole? You fool.

Always have The Book on hand! And memorize it whole! :3

I will not be doing that.

It’s heavy and soft and is shiny when cut but quickly turns dull and is predictably used in certain applications

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

The beginning of Skyrim where you get hauled off and instantly sentenced to death just because you and some other guys happened to be in the same place is pretty much how riot charges work in real life

Dragons should stop cops from doing their jobs more often

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

Polish regions

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically