No Eyed Girl

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

i was reluctant to set aside the book until i'd finished the show but i can't deny that it is fun to read treasure island as a blacksailshead. someone would be like "yarrr remember the good times we had upon the walrus mateys..." and i'd be like that's not true. that's lies. nobody was having a good time on the walrus.

stop lying about my close personal friend captain flint. i know he was either shut up in his cabin or yelling at you

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed