The Sun Casts Shadows

( オタク ) ~ C a n o n . Oh, the sparkles that couldn’t be contained in his eyes. Totally canon. Then it hit him. Shaking his head furiously, he grumbled. “Still!! Listen to me! There’s a lot that’s about to happen, and you need to be prepared!! It involves Uryuu! So will you not make it hard on him for a while..!?” This.. is gonna get really rough. Ichigo’s stubborn as hell.. almost like pulling a brick wall apart after it’s been just cemented down!

( オタク ) ~ “Waitwaitwaitwaitwait–! If you do that, you’ll get me into trouble!” He ran over, grabbing the other’s arm quickly. “Urahara-san would have my head if he knew I was outside the shop right now! I can’t afford to be known y’know!! And besides, I have a feeling he doesn’t wanna ruin anything you two already have!” Trust the oracle, dammit!

( オタク ) ~ “He’s liked you since before you went off to rescue Rukia, y’know.” He teased, waving a hand playfully. “He fell for ya the moment he saw ya fight that menos when you two met~.”

( オタク ) ~ Relationship questions? He blinked, looking to the other. Okay, not what he expected. “..boyfriends?” A shot in the dark, but.. would it work?

( オタク ) ~ “W-well.. er.. no? But, g-go ahead. Ask me anything. One question, one answer!” I’m beginning to sound like Kisuke. He thought to himself. “G-go for it. No lies here! I’m no threat to you. C-considering you literally caught me without even breaking a sweat.”

( オタク ) ~ “Sdfhidhf–” His voice went shrill, his heart racing as he covered his face and could hardly do anything other than verbally key-smash his way through the conversation. Good GOD HELP ME. He’s too damn shy to even attempt to accept that. THIS MAN IS TAKEN..! TAKEN, DAMMIT!!

( オタク ) ~ Mimihagi-sama, save me. Take me to the dark abyss that is your hold. He’s shut down. Excuse him as he has taken to laying on the ground curled up in a ball.

( オタク ) ~ “AT LEAST I CAN OWN UP TO IT, MISSY!” He hissed, pointing dramatically at the girl. “Now who’s the loser, me or you?!”

( オタク ) ~ “IT HAS PLENTY TO DO WITH THA–YOU–..!! SHUT UP! IT’S HARMLESS TO FALL FOR A HANDSOME GENTLEMAN!” He snapped, stomping his foot. “IT’S TOTALLY NATURAL!! I have needs too, y’know! It’s not like I’d ever act on it!! He’s taken!! It’s not like YOU don’t have a crush on Ikkaku or Yumichika, either!! OR Uryuu!”

( オタク ) ~ “I do NOT!! You’re the one who has a bunny ARMY in his back yard! Control that demon rabbit of yours, will ya?!”

( オタク ) ~ “SAYS THE ONE WITH A MASSIVE CRUSH ON HIRAKO-TAICHOU!”

OC - Mitei Ukitake (feel free to show her some love as much as you want)

Canon - Shuuhei Hisagi

"There's no point in denying it, you have a thing for creepy old men and one really nice one." She will NOT let him live this down.