Not good at games

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

MY GOD THEY'RE USING TOOLS MONDAY

Get rid of the whole wife.

y’all gave me a mother fucking STROKE why would you do that

honest to god, i didn’t even think to check the username, i just accepted that this was happening with a grim kind of fatalism.

i can’t relate to people who bitch about reddit. name one other website where you’ll get subjected to such an assortment of guys

currently reading a comment on a finance sub where someone is explaining that his financial strategy is to live on three serves of aldi peanut butter toast a day and calls oven baked chips “a luxury”

you are literally on tumblr

if you think tumblr guys are in any way on the same level as reddit guys I can’t help you. tumblr guys are all fake cryptic edgy cannibalism jokes trying so hard to seem weird and eccentric but reddit guys will use their whole chest to say anyone claiming to like salmon is doing it for clout. radically different ecosystems

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

& btw cds are great because there's so many more images

you've got the album cover front and back you've got the little booklet thing with the tracklist you've got the disk design and if you're very lucky you might even get an extra poster or something. clearly this is the superior music form