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Why would I sing to you? Maybe for your birthday.

Seriously, man?  Who wouldn’t want to get down on one knee and sing to me?

Uh… Sure?

I’m weirdly intriguing, then. Yeah?

Just go away! I don’t need you here right now.

Well, that’s shit. ‘M not goin’ anywhere.

I told this girl today that her shirt was really cute and when I asked where it was from she said, “my closet.” I straight up told her, “you’re lucky you’re shirt’s cute, cause you’re a bitch.”

I’m disappointed you didn’t rip this shirt off of her and send her my way. Could’ve taught her a lesson or two.

So, I woke up this morning and there was a guitar and it was signed to me so that;s pretty cool. I hope I can do right by whoever gave it to me and play it really well.

So, when are ‘ya  serenading me? You better have me a fuckin’ rose.

Go away, Jude.

Hey, it’s just a question. What’s goin’ on?