There must always be a Goldblum in Winterfell

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

i know im the op but wow mood.

my favorite kind of tumblr.com beef to encounter as a third party is the kind where one or both combatants has gotten themselves so entrenched in like, one-upping each other’s super niche micropolitical positions that they forget what most people outside of tumblr actually consider unacceptable and/or embarrassing. so you’ll see posts that are like “LMAO i just found out that the person i had kin drama with 4 years ago still thinks that reclaiming ‘robot’ as an aromantic slur is ableist, in 2018″ and be like dude, actually, the most embarrassing part of that statement is not the part that you think it is  

The best song from any Disney animated movie ever is a whole new world and that’s not up for debate

Four separate songs from the Lion King 1 and 2 called and they want to know why you’re lying for the dash.

This is Mulan erasure

So fuck Hercules I guess ://

Under the Sea and Hakuna Matata beats everything else on that list I can’t believe what you had in first place

This entire post is a lie because Hellfire (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) is not on it so bye

Nobody even remembers the Hunchback of Notredame let alone any songs from it because it’s irrelevant!!!

You say that like it’s a good joke (a la the beatles) but hellfire is so much better than literally every song on this list it’s just sad

okay, but Hellfire is a villain’s song, so it’s not all that great for singing along.

You are absolutely weak if you really really /don’t/ sing along to villain’s songs bc they’re ~bad~. I have….never heard something so ridiculous they are DISNEY movies and villains’ songs bang the hardest and OP never made any exception for that anyway. Stop reaching lmao like I said Hellfire is one of the best Disney songs of all time.

This list is an embarrassment

i am well aware that the really aggressive and wildly pseudoscientific vegans are a noisy minority but like it still always really gets me when vegans try to claim that humans are herbivores like.. look at me with your forward facing eyes and speak to me with your mouth of diversified teeth for both tearing and chewing and try to convince me

when you see lawn clippings on the side of the road, are you tempted to stop and snack on them? does the sight of fermenting silage make you salivate? do you daydream about tearing unwashed roots from the rich dark loam and thrusting fistfuls of them into your quivering gob? if you answered no to any of these questions congratulations youre an obligate carnivore

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

This is elton john in the road to el dorado erasure

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

GET SENT TO THE DISCOURSE PIT

Nobody seems to remeber that time in 2016 where we literally had clowns chase us with knives and we didn’t do anything

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

Directed, written and produced by Tommy Wiseau, an actual alien on earth