DSaF Cannibalism au

“Hm… Daves really hecking dumb and doesn’t even work, Ronaldo’s a good man he’s just hanging around the wrong job. Jimbo’s mean as heck, Matt’s..well he was nice, just very frightening. And Chris. I…uhm, he’s very cool, looks nice, his voice is very pretty. I wish I saw him more, his smiles very inviting- I suppose that is when he smiles. Like Ronaldo he’s kinda hanging with the wrong job…and person. Ehem… anyhow they’re all very good employees for the most part.”

“Prolly get a bit tripped out. We don’t have much with us right now.”

“Fr.”

“No drugs here. Just weed. Just weed and that only. No meth, never meth.”

“Sick! But wait why are we hot boxing two days in a row? Ehem…I’ll go easy with the weed today thanks.”

“…Ahh yeah. I wouldn’t put it past Freddy’s. Seems like weed and…just drugs are this places second specialty. If they start hot boxing the place BAD I’ll kick em out.”

“Aww…thank you. I’m ok, just…got a little defensive. I guess.. it was my fault for that reaction.”

“N-No! That’s not- dead employees normally go to Ronaldo like the kids! Dave uhm….tears most of them up beyond fixing. Not a lot of phone guys have been being made. Not coming from our location… I-i don’t wanna hurt them, I don’t want to make their lives a living Hell, but I can’t control the system. But I’m glad at least Dave eats and mauls them past saving. Stops some hurt I guess…”

“ITS A HECKIN HEADACHE EVERY DAY! I HAVE NO SANE MOMENTS WITH HIM! POLICE EVERYWHERE CRYING KIDS BLOOD! DEAD EMPLOYEES! GOD! I JUST- …sorry…hah.”

“Yo.”

“I don’t kill.”

“OH OH OH THATS ME!!! AND OTHER ME!! WOAA!”

“Oh thank you! My favorite cookies are snickerdoodles.”

“Yeah! Little guy, maybe like 5 years old, I kinda…stole him off the streets a long while ago. His name’s Rocky, full name Rocky Shores ‘Cawthon’. He makes my nights less lonely.”

“Oooo! Hello and thank you! Congrats on the future design I’ll bet you’ll look great!”

“Of course! Wow, I’ve never been booped by someone…or something other than a cat.”