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Also Wolfwood:

There are three reasons the people in the musical about cats are making you horny.

First, these are professional dancers primarily. Cats is a massively demanding show on a physical level, and the vast majority of parts demand – more than acting or singing skill – an incredible amount of dancing. That isn’t to say the ensemble isn’t good at acting or singing; only that most roles can get away with less-than-stellar voices or acting. They cannot survive being bad at dancing. This means that the physique of most people on that stage is going to be godlike. This is like, cream of the crop of conventionally attractive physique, here.

Second, these are professional actors portraying characters defined by their feline confidence. Confidence is the soul of sexiness. The fact that they move and act with such graceful sureness is extremely alluring. It isn’t “meant” per se to be attractive; it just IS, as part of the categorical nature of physical confidence.

Finally, they are in costuming and makeup that is just feline enough to feel otherly while remaining firmly anthropomorphic. Which is to say that they are an entry level furry experience. An on-ramp, if you would.

The energy vampire a concept is super cool, and as the series progresses we get to see more and more of Collin Robinson’s draining techniques, which were effective but quickly dated.

Colin Robinson two hundred years ago wouldn’t be as effective as people talking about Super Old Things are either fascinating or weird and escapable.