definitely not uncool

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad

more women making things with their hands 2k19

this includes making yourself orgasm with your hands

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

all jackets should have inside pockets its the best feature and everyone else needs to get on board. whats better than reaching inside ur jacket to retrieve Secret Objects from your Secret Pocket? nothing. nothing. youre gonna store your wallet and weapons and cool rocks you find in your outside pocket? where they can fall out?? where someone can swipe them? like an idiot? get inside pockets

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

Use your white privilege

that’s what im talkin about, Frank! use your damn white privilege for GOOD! help us out when you see somethin like this!

👏🏾👏🏾

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

Lmfaooooooooooo

I have to reblog this every time 😂