drunknurse

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it