3am

Do you ever lie in bed and all of sudden your brain just goes 'DUMBLEDORE'?

It's 👏 not 👏 pro life 👏 if 👏 you'd 👏 rather 👏 let 👏 a 👏 woman 👏 die 👏 in 👏 childbirth 👏 than 👏 let 👏 her 👏 have 👏 an 👏 abortion 👏 at 👏 8 👏 months 👏

Bold of you to assume that I'm not the friend jumping off that bridge in the first place.

I'm really mad at you guys for starting to drink at 7am. I'm an essential worker, I can't develop alcoholism during self isolation and you'll go to rehab without me resulting in me feeling left out since the rest of the world is united due to withdrawal and that will hurt my feelings cause I'm a sad bitch

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

Pretty sure that the Tiger King series took us one step further towards world peace and I'm totally okay with this.

I have access to Disney +, Amazon Prime, Youtube and Netflix and yet all I do is watching one (1) movie over and over again.

Someone from south korea keeps trying to log into the fake twitter account my 14 year old self made in order to live my fangirl life and I honestly feel so attacked right now? Like?? Stop?? I haven't even used it since 2015, what do you even want???

So people are ready to bite into everything while doing ASMR alright you do you but I wouldn't take a bite out of that rock, Karen.

I went on Tumblr once for Sims 4 CC and now all I can think off is Dark because my timeline basically is kind of like russian roulette but with spoilers. LISTEN I ONLY SAW 5 EPISODES BECAUSE I STARTED BINGEWATCHING WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND NOW HE IST SICK AT HOME AND I AM NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH WITHOUT HIM DON'T MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT IS.