this was for an aquarium

Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

IS THIS ALLOWED??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

man me a sand

I’m fine with my gas

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS