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the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

You don't realize that HE'S HIM!?

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

ranking resident evil entries by how accurate the title is. ARE there residents. ARE they even evil

I mean, I'd imagine RE7 has to be at the top of the list. Meanwhile, Zero is probably at the bottom.

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

heres to hoping we dont get the explosive diarrhea lettuce parasite 🥂

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