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Chad's new tweet

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Chad... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you play your drums and make those funky beats. Your silky smooth touch around the sticks, and that jumpy act of yours whenever you play drums. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough (kinda?) childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when RHCP went hiatus a lot of times, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you play with other bands, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 90s was a hard year for us baby, but in 2000s you made history happen. You made 3 albums in a row with the Peppers and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king screamed,