elf enthusiast

Does anyone know what to do

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

drawings are also secretly my beautiful friend because when i do finish them they're really good and i kiss them on the lips lovely style

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

how can i admire you without it getting weird. and if it gets weird will you mind

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly