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a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

I will roboticize them all

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

fool me once shame on you fool me twice you have been locked into my bad ending

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

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