Captain Phasma by Benny Kusnoto
Today's Document

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
tumblr dot com
h
occasionally subtle

izzy's playlists!

pixel skylines
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always

ojovivo
seen from Belgium

seen from Malaysia

seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands
seen from Germany
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@drthcaedus
Captain Phasma by Benny Kusnoto

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
jj abrams made arguably one of the best of the new star wars movies but sure give rian “can’t write a decent plot for shit” johnson and those game of thrones demons their own series of films that seems super logical
This might sound weird but do you think a lot of the Tumblr fandom's views of Kylo and Vader are a bit hypocritical since they're both technically facists in SW canon? It's just that I see the same people who are always demonizing Kylo (he definitely deserves to be, don't get me wrong) sort of liking Vader, cheering on his actions (like That One Scene in Rogue One), and making light-hearted memes about the things he's done.
(i’m not a vader stan for the record so my opinions miiiiight be off)
I mean I wouldn’t say you’re wrong (you’re not), but I still think there’s one big difference between vader stans and kylo stans (if you set aside the fact that vader is better written and more sympathetic and all that stuff + the rape parallell + the racism):
Kylo stans usually make him out to be some innocent teenager who had no agency or ownership in what he’s done, or a handsome tragic anti hero, or the future spouse of rey/poe/whomever. He’s none of those things. He’s a fascist who chose that path because he grew up idolising fascists and because he felt like it. So far he’s rejected not one but two chances at redemption offered to him by main characters in the series. (No matter where you stand on the “did Vader actually get fully redeemed?” question, at least Vader took his chance at redemption).
I very rarely see vader stans act like that. it happens sometimes, of course, but most vader fans acknowledge that he is a villain. He’s definitely evil, there’s no argument about that. No one’s shipping him with Han Solo and arguing that it’s not actually Vader’s fault he’s a mass murderer. Yeah, some people cheer him on in rogue one, for being an actually scary villain who has some damn cool scenes and lines, but it’s not cheering him on as a human being, or twisting the narrative to make it seem like he’s actually in the right. They’re rooting for him because “be careful not to choke on your aspirations, director” is a damn good line, not because they think he’s actually the good guy somehow.
I think the main difference between Vader stans and Kylo stans is that Kylo stans force him to be a completely different character so they can excuse his actions, while Vader stans appreciate Vader in the way most people appreciate villains for being genuinely scary and badass and well written.
I will never get over how Rian Johnson tricked white feminists into believing his misogynist garbage movie is feminist by having a white woman shit on Poe Dameron and having Rose taser Finn for trying to save his best friend’s (the heroine’s!) life…. while he turned the heroine into a naive airhead and got her gaslightened, manipulated, belittled and abused for an entire film - calls that SEXY - and none of the white feminists notice a thing. This is the wildest shit I’ve ever seen in a fandom.
Edit: I forgot to mention he made Rose sacrifice herself for a man who she had a fan girl crush on after which she spends the end of the movie in coma, and Leia - the heroine of generations of women - spent the largest part of the movie in coma too, bc why not? And Holdo dies after it turns out Poe was kinda right all along … like??

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
regardless of whether or not you like the last jedi you have to admit two things.
1. it is truly beautiful that the last thing mark hamill will ever say on screen to carrie fisher is “no one is ever really gone”
2. it is poetic and significant that luke skywalker’s journey started and ended with binary sunsets
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
I tried to make Adam Driver just happy, you know, because I think when he’s on set as Kylo Ren, the dark side of the force likes to just capture him sometimes and I feel like my hug just balances Adam out. It’s a medical thing that we have sorted out. I get paid to do it. - John Boyega
kylo ren in star wars: the last jedi (2017 dir. rian johnson)
If taika waititi made the ahsoka movie
heavy commentary on how fucked up the whole concept of cloning an army is
ahsoka would have seven badass weapons AND pants
ahsoka, obi wan and anakin would be the snarkiest people alive
actual subplot of what the fuck is happening to anakin
ahsoka flirts with 15 different girls
ahsoka begins to date one of the 15 different girls
ALIEN DESIGNS ARE GOOD
ahsoka would not be whitewashed
padme actually slamming down in the politics region
cad bane is an actual cowboy voiced by Taika
Hondo Ohnaka is Jeff Goldblum
colorful prequel movie we deserve
general grievous fanservice for some reason
yoda dies for his crimes
12 shots showing off ahsokas biceps and only ahsokas biceps

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
luke skywalker, moping around his Sadness Island: rockin, rockin and rollin, down to the beach im strollin,
rey: *chilling out on her iphone X in little hut*
rey: *suddenly hears the force bond sound effect*
rey: oh god please n
kylo: you got games on that phone
John Boyega ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ photocall // December 13, 2017
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT HOLDO TELL POE HER PLAN he’s literally one of the most experienced officers and he straight up asked her what was going on!! and she just went like “tee hee dumb flyboy i’m not telling :)” and so obviously he was like “well shit! this lady doesn’t have a plan and we’re all gonna die” and took steps to help them not die….. and we’re supposed to think he was wrong for doing that??? why the actual fuck didn’t holdo just, i don’t know, TELL HER OFFICERS THIS HUGE RISKY LIFESAVING PLAN SO THEY COULD BE ADEQUATELY PREPARED…… the whole thing was transparency designed to make poe look stupid and thanks rian i hate it
peanuts r cute

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you.
Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill behind the scenes on Star Wars