Little Pixie

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

Normalize saying “just as the oracle foretold” when things go your way

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

intelligence is such a turn on for me like yes teach me about something! now let’s make out!

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

i love the x files cause it’s like what if the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen (literal doctor and FBI agent) got slowly convinced into believing in the most bizarre things imaginable by the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen (big stupid doe eyes) (also top FBI agent) and now they’re wanted by the government for being hot. or whatever

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

*looking in the mirror* who the fuck is that