Gwen, Where's The Ranch?

A thing that no one tells you is that when you turn 34, you'll start to have thoughts like 'ooh, it's been a while since I heard Vivaldi's Four Seasons played live by a string quartet,' and 'gosh, maybe this weekend I'll see if there's a string quartet performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons,' and 'golly, I simply can't get that really twiddly bit of Summer from Vivaldi's Four Seasons out of my head, that man certainly knew how to compose an earworm or two, and it's been stuck in my brain ever since I saw it played live by a string quartet for the fifth time, or possibly the sixth,' and this is a universal experience that happens to everyone the moment they turn 34, 100% of the time, and if you've turned 34 and you think it hasn't happened to you yet, then you're just plain wrong

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

Pokemon Heritage Post

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away